websites 4 u
i make websites for local businesses or whatever
meowdy partner 🤠
st. louis, mo. 100+ sites built. 1 cat. 🐱
i can make u a site 4...
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the damage 💸
every site includes domain, hosting, and email. one-time price. no subscriptions. no hidden fees.
baby site 👶
- 1 fully custom page
- domain + hosting + email included
- looks good on phones & desktops
- google-ready SEO basics
- contact form
- 1 revision
- done same day usually
big boi site 💪
- up to 5 custom pages
- domain + hosting + email included
- photo gallery or portfolio
- google maps integration
- google-ready SEO basics
- social media links
- 2 revisions
- 2–3 day turnaround
chonky site 🐱
- up to 10 pages
- domain + hosting + email included
- full e-commerce store + cart + Stripe
- contact form + newsletter signup
- photo gallery or portfolio
- google maps integration
- full SEO setup
- unlimited revisions
- about a week
bolt stuff on — mix and match. pay only for what u need.
price calculator 🧮
pick what u need — the price updates live. no surprises.
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how i stack up 🥊
DIY
wix, squarespace, etc.
- $0–30/mo+ ur time (priceless)
- days to weekslearning curve is real
- templatelooks like everyone else
- u google itgood luck
- basic SEOhard to rank
- locked innot ur platform
catperson.online
u r here
- $300–900 one-timeno subscriptions. no surprises
- same day to 1 weeki move like a cat
- custom designbuilt for ur biz
- direct accesstext me. email me. whatever
- SEO built-ingoogle-ready day one
- u own itit's urs. full stop
Agency
the big guys
- $5,000–30,000+better have a budget
- 2–6 monthsmeetings about meetings
- customoften overbuilt
- account managerif ur lucky
- extra $2K–10KSEO sold separately
- u own itusually
why me tho
🏠 local cat
i am in st. louis. not some guy in a call center. u can literally come pet my cat.
⚡ fast af
sites in weeks not months. i have 9 lives but u only have one deadline.
💸 not a scam
no hidden fees. no monthly retainers. no "enterprise solutions." just a website.
😺 i actually care
i will not sell u something u don't need. honesty is my whole brand.
how much r subscriptions eating? 💸
check what ur paying. see what u could save. takes 10 seconds.
how it works 🐾
u email me
tell me about ur biz. what u need. what vibes u like. send inspo or don't. i'll figure it out.
i send u a free mockup
same day usually. a complete preview of ur site. u tell me what u love and what to tweak.
u say yes (or no)
if u love it, we launch. if not, no hard feelings. u don't pay unless ur excited about it.
what i can do 🛠️
🌐 websites & storefronts
custom sites that work on every screen. online stores, booking, menus, galleries — whatever ur biz needs.
⚡ custom tools & widgets
interactive stuff that runs like installed software. quizzes, calculators, image tools — all in the browser.
🖥️ servers & backends
when ur site needs brains, not just a pretty face. user accounts, order history, real-time updates.
🗄️ databases & data
storing and organizing what matters — customer info, sales records, appointments. i handle it.
💳 payments & checkout
stripe, square, paypal — whatever way people pay u. secure. simple. no surprises.
🔒 hosting & reliability
ur site lives on cloudflare's global network. fast everywhere. never goes down. SSL included.
🤖 automation & workflows
forms that deliver. auto-reply emails. booking confirmations. saves u hours every week.
what people say 😺
"i sent an email at 2am and got a mockup back the next morning. it looked better than sites i paid thousands for. 10/10 would meow again."
— danielle r., hair stylist
"i don't understand computers at all and this person made it so easy. they literally just sent me a link and it was perfect. i cried a little."
— marcus t., restaurant owner
"fast, cheap, and actually listens. told them exactly what i wanted and they did it. no upselling. no jargon. just a dope website."
— jordan k., tattoo artist
"my old photography site was from 2014 and looked like it. now it actually shows my work. i've booked 3 new clients since it launched."
— sam d., photographer
"i was terrified of getting ripped off by a web person. this was the opposite of that. fair price. fast. actually understood what a small business needs."
— pat m., auto shop owner
questions u might have 🤔
can u do e-commerce?
yep. the chonky site ($900) includes a full online store with Stripe, Square, or PayPal. or u can add e-commerce to baby or big boi for +$150. cats love shopping too.
how fast is fast?
baby site is usually same day. add-on packs take 1–4 extra days depending on what u pick. i move like a cat that heard a can opener.
what if i hate it?
u won't. but if u do, i'll revise the mockup until u don't. u only pay when we're both happy with the design. once the site is live, that's it — no refunds. i charge cheap enough that this shouldn't be a concern.
do u do SEO?
every site comes with basic SEO built in — meta tags, sitemaps, fast load times, mobile friendly. google likes that stuff. if u need advanced SEO with backlinks and keyword strategy, we can talk.
can i update the site myself?
depends on what u need. i can build on platforms that let u edit content easily, or i can handle updates for u. whatever keeps the hairballs to a minimum.
what platforms do u use?
mostly sveltekit and cloudflare. it's fast, modern, and doesn't break. for e-commerce i can use shopify or woocommerce too. no wordpress bloat. no wix. we do it proper.
do u do logos and branding?
i can do basic logos but i'm a web cat, not a graphic design cat. i can recommend some great designers tho.
how do i pay u?
venmo, cashapp, zelle, paypal, or cash. whatever works for u.
still got questions? just ask →
free SEO audit 🔍
paste ur URL. i'll check 15 things google cares about. takes 3 seconds.
checks: title tag · meta description · mobile viewport · h1 heading · SSL · content length · canonical URL · open graph tags · structured data · h2 subheadings · html lang · favicon · robots meta · internal links
let's do this
free mockup — i'll send u one same day. use code MEOW for $50 off.
only 1 mockup slot open this week. no pressure. no commitment.
u don't pay unless u love the mockup. seriously.
or just email: catperson@catperson.online
St. Louis, MO 🌆 🐱
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